hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via humuro)

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

image

(Source: regirocked, via lolsofunny)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via humuro)

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

image

(Source: obeseblackguy, via orgasm)

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

(via relahvant)

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

(via humuro)